Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello!
My name is Roxy. I have a nice house and a big back yard. Yes, I do, I do! I have a garage in the back yard where a rabbit lives. I will catch that rabbit. Yes, I will, I will, I will! I will catch that rabbit and teach him a lesson he'll never forget. That rabbit will be sad he lived in my garage. I almost caught him four times today. I would have caught him if my human had opened the glass door faster. I have three humans. I have John and Linda and Will. I let John and Linda sleep in my bed with me. I let Will sleep down the hall. I don't like it when Will comes into my bedroom to talk to John and Linda and I tell him to get out. He doesn't listen to me. He tries to bribe me by scratching my ears and saying my name soft. I like the way he says my name soft. But he should not come in my bedroom. I don't care if John wants to show him something on the computer. He should not come in.
Sometimes my humans tease me. They put my food inside a big cold box, or make it hot on the fire table. They think I can't see on top the fire table but they are wrong. I can jump high up and see all the food. I am nice to them and let them eat most of my food. I wait and watch them eat my food. I have to remind them to share before they eat the last bite. John always gives me the last bite. He should give me more. Its mine! But he only gives me the last bite. Linda gives me more. She opens shiny cans and puts all of it in my bowl. But the food she gives me isn't as good as the food they eat. John or Linda never eat the shiny can food. She thinks I don't know the shiny can food is not as good as the food they eat. She always pretends to want it and says how good it is, but she never takes any for herself.
Sometimes I get mad at my humans for not opening my glass door. I will yell that I see the rabbit and let me out, out, out! I run down the hall and yell, "Come on, let's go, open the door." and I'll run back to the glass door. I look around and no one has followed me. I have to run back and repeat, "Let's go. Let's go!" I wish God had given me thumbs. Then I wouldn't have to depend on my stupid humans so much.